sparkly-pony

lukegaywalker:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

throwing matches at people who need to get fired up

throwing software at people who need to get with the program

throwing bricks at people who need to die

(via tiiger-cub)